You could probably knock someone out with an ostrich egg.
Or you could head on down to your local Waitrose, bag one, and feed a whole family with it.
That’s because one ostrich egg is the equivalent of 24 chicken eggs. So forget about lugging around a dozen or two hen eggs, pick up an ostrich one and have the most bougie brunch imaginable.
Britain’s poshest supermarket clearly knows its audience and is using the season to flog 2kg eggs, each for a tidy sum of £19.99
On second thoughts, maybe just go back to the chicken ones.